Ok.. Puff is a prick. Have you looked at the (i know this isnt PC, but the complextion is closer) at the "latin" grooms?!

Any thing that is special ordered or "customized" is gonna be kinda expensive (i'm talking over $100 for a cake topper)

Another option, keep in mind that many people dont use people as the cake topper anymore anyways. They have SO many different options available. Monogram letters, Hearts, cars, cats, dogs, birds. Another very cost effective alternative - use fresh flowers. Lots of cakes now dont have any topper at all! I'm not a fan of theknot.com (they spam you to death with emails) but they do have a lot of great cake examples that dont use cake toppers. I say look into alternatives before investing a couple bills into something customized - and slightly out dated.